When civilization finally crumbles …

… you can look to me. New. Best. Fortune. Cookie. Fortune. Ever.

You are a leader. Others soon will need your inspiration.

You heard it here first.

Heh, need my inspiration to do what? I’m more grasshopper than ant. I’ve never been perfectly comfortable leading or following; I’d rather strike my own path, more often than not, although I won’t hesistate to seek guidance if an epic f-up seems imminent.