Say It Ain't So, Joan …

… cuz you could do better than this.

True, for [tag]Carmen Electra[/tag], [tag]Joan Jett[/tag] is a step up from [tag]Dave Navarro[/tag]. But, Joan, c’mon on … you’re a legend. I’ve seen you play live, and — I know you don’t give a damn — it’s a deserved reputation (pun intended). You effin’ rock, plain and simple. Plus you are so totally hot. You can do better. Really.